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Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Q. Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

A. He'll dessert you.

Q: What do you call sad coffee?

A: Despresso

ಬಿ.ಎಸ್‌.ಎನ್‌.ಎಲ್‌ ನೌಕರರ ಸಹಕಾರ ಸಂಘ ಸುವರ್ಣ ಮಹೋತ್ಸವದ ಸಂಭ್ರಮದಲ್ಲಿದೆ.  ಈ ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ರಮವನ್ನು ಸಹಕಾರ ಸಚಿವ ಬಂಡಪ್ಪ ಕಾಶಂಪೂರ ಉದ್ಘಾಟಿಸಲಿದ್ದು, "ಸುವರ್ಣ ಸೌರಭ' ಸ್ಮರಣ ಸಂಚಿಕೆಯನ್ನು ಬಿ.ಎಸ್‌.ಎನ್‌.ಎಲ್‌...

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative. 

Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A. I don’t know and I don’t care.

Q. How does a computer get drunk?

A. It takes screenshots.

A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

Velcro – what a rip-off!

Time does not exist. Clocks do.

 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

 Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

A hard thing about a business is minding your own

 We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour

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